Sunday, March 27, 2005
procrastination
Some people procrastinate by cleaning, watching tv, making lunch, going shopping, playing video games etc. I procrastinate by watching a crappy movie on purpose. I procrastinated twice this weekend.
First on Saturday with "Against the Ropes" starring Meg Ryan and her horrible midwestern accent.* The Tagline for this movie is - "She gave the boxing world the one-two punch they never saw coming." Well I TOTALLY saw it coming, but still ordered it on demand. When the credits started rolling I punched myself in the face for being an idiot.
Second move at procrastination - "Uptown Girls" starring Brittany Murphy and the love child of Satan and a College Acting professor - Dakota Fanning.** Tagline - "They're about to teach each other how to act their age." Well I was taught something. Before every take, Brittany Murphy either takes a fresh collagen injection, or asks the Key Grip to slap his dick across her face a few times. Actually I think she does both. ***
Oh shit - "The Whole Ten Yards" starts in 5 mintues. (They missed each other. This time their aim is better.)
spo out!
*Note - Midwestern accents are not horrible. Meg Ryan's attempt at the accent is horrible.
**Dakota is a bottle of crazy ready to explode. (while holding a sharp knife and a vile of child sized cocain.)
***You can switch my 'punchlines' for these movies. Meg ryan gets collagen/dick slaps, i punch myself after...you get the point.
First on Saturday with "Against the Ropes" starring Meg Ryan and her horrible midwestern accent.* The Tagline for this movie is - "She gave the boxing world the one-two punch they never saw coming." Well I TOTALLY saw it coming, but still ordered it on demand. When the credits started rolling I punched myself in the face for being an idiot.
Second move at procrastination - "Uptown Girls" starring Brittany Murphy and the love child of Satan and a College Acting professor - Dakota Fanning.** Tagline - "They're about to teach each other how to act their age." Well I was taught something. Before every take, Brittany Murphy either takes a fresh collagen injection, or asks the Key Grip to slap his dick across her face a few times. Actually I think she does both. ***
Oh shit - "The Whole Ten Yards" starts in 5 mintues. (They missed each other. This time their aim is better.)
spo out!
*Note - Midwestern accents are not horrible. Meg Ryan's attempt at the accent is horrible.
**Dakota is a bottle of crazy ready to explode. (while holding a sharp knife and a vile of child sized cocain.)
***You can switch my 'punchlines' for these movies. Meg ryan gets collagen/dick slaps, i punch myself after...you get the point.
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i always know i'm procrastinating when i'm watching crappy movies and/or cleaning. unless i'm procrastinating one of the two. thanks for your comment on my project. you can download my friends music at http://www.buffaloson.com i'm about to post another music video i made for him.
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