Sunday, May 01, 2005
I Rode the Bus
Today is my birthday. I celebrated in normal fashion; Milkshake for breakfast, an educational excursion (Hall of Science in Queens), dinner at Outback Steakhouse and watching a movie where Rosie O’Donnell plays a retarded adult.
With a trip to a hall full of science, one would expect their brain to fill with facts about marvelous molecules, the world of microbes and sound sensations. Not SPO!
What I learned from “Riding the Bus With My Sister” – A Hallmark Hall of Fame Movie Starring Rosie O’Donnell & Andie MacDowell. Directed by Anjelica Huston.
If I were not married, my apartment would look like that of an adult retard, especially the constant presence of donuts.
Retarded people giggle when they eat dirt & finger paint.
Retarded people cope with death by eating pastry on oversized benches under a full moon.
Andie Macdowell is desperate for work. (And looks pregnant).
If a retard cannot hook her own bra, she must have her tubes tied to avoid pregnancy.
Every movie with a retarded main character must have a scene where that retarded main character holds a tiny baby.
Tiny waves at the beach will freak a retard out.
Beth the retard watches Animal Planet. I watch Animal Planet. Therefore I am Beth the retard.
---Keep the fan mail coming!---
With a trip to a hall full of science, one would expect their brain to fill with facts about marvelous molecules, the world of microbes and sound sensations. Not SPO!
What I learned from “Riding the Bus With My Sister” – A Hallmark Hall of Fame Movie Starring Rosie O’Donnell & Andie MacDowell. Directed by Anjelica Huston.
If I were not married, my apartment would look like that of an adult retard, especially the constant presence of donuts.
Retarded people giggle when they eat dirt & finger paint.
Retarded people cope with death by eating pastry on oversized benches under a full moon.
Andie Macdowell is desperate for work. (And looks pregnant).
If a retard cannot hook her own bra, she must have her tubes tied to avoid pregnancy.
Every movie with a retarded main character must have a scene where that retarded main character holds a tiny baby.
Tiny waves at the beach will freak a retard out.
Beth the retard watches Animal Planet. I watch Animal Planet. Therefore I am Beth the retard.
---Keep the fan mail coming!---
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I just watched this film, because it is set in my town and because I heard Howard Stern playing funny clips of Rosie's retard voice.
I agree that Andie, while beautiful, looks pregnant. But I cannot discover any evidence that she was. Could she just be letting it all hang out? I find the idea that Andie too has to hold her stomach in at times to be comforting .
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I agree that Andie, while beautiful, looks pregnant. But I cannot discover any evidence that she was. Could she just be letting it all hang out? I find the idea that Andie too has to hold her stomach in at times to be comforting .
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