Thursday, July 07, 2005
Melting Pot of Piss
We hired a man named DOUCHE JUICE to paint our apartment and do some other things like install a new sink and toilet. Today after over a week of DJ and crews* ‘prep’ work they started the painting. I was very nervous how my paint choices would come out. I must say I did a splendid job; Nate from Oprah would smile upon it. Unfortunately I also must say the paint job itself looks like their tool of choice was a flabby vag on a stick. AVM and I are fuming. We are going to the apt early before the workers arrive so we can discuss and possibly even terminate them.
I think we have enough evidence to warrant such an action.
Painted over cable and telephone wires when instructed not to.
Painted around old wall sconces when for 3 days straight we pointed to the new sconces we purchased in the hall closet telling them to switch them out.
They have destroyed the kitchen by washing their tools in the sink and not cleaning up after themselves.
Re-grouting the bathroom to them means putting purple colored grout over existing white grout.
They have been pissing in a toilet that is not connected to plumbing.
*Illegal aliens
I think we have enough evidence to warrant such an action.
Painted over cable and telephone wires when instructed not to.
Painted around old wall sconces when for 3 days straight we pointed to the new sconces we purchased in the hall closet telling them to switch them out.
They have destroyed the kitchen by washing their tools in the sink and not cleaning up after themselves.
Re-grouting the bathroom to them means putting purple colored grout over existing white grout.
They have been pissing in a toilet that is not connected to plumbing.
*Illegal aliens
