Monday, November 14, 2005
FORCED ENTRY
Today I while driving AVM's company car, I found myself being gently hit as I made a turn. AVM works for an Auto Insurance company. So yes, you cute adorable 40,000 people who passed by the car today, saw the company name on the back of the car, and the damage to the driver side, this is IRONIC. I get it. But thanks for shouting it at me, totally hilarious of you. I can't wait to shout the following sentences at you people of New York who shouted at me.
(Please note, I will be inserting words to these 'SHOUTS' to gain more page views)
"I will shit on your baby when your not looking, GIRL WHO LIKES IT DOGGY STYLE"
"Is that your purse? Ha! This is my purse full of FREE IPODS AND LINDSEY LOHAN NAKED ON A JUICE BOX"
"Hey old man NAKED ON A MOTORCYCLE, you will die tomorrow from AVIAN BIRD FLU AND SEX HOLES. "
"Nice Mustache...Lady! WHO LOVES MUSTACHE RIDES FROM FAT UGLY DUDES"
"You're in a wheelchair! I am driving a car! A CAR FULL OF PUSSY AND BEER"
"Nice DICK HOMELESS MAN WHO JUST CALLED MY CAR A JUICEBOX, but i think you meant to call it HOW TO JERK OFF TO THE MATRIX"
"Hey FOURTEEN YEAR OLD BOYS who just shouted thats ironic at me, do you want to learn HOW TO SLICE A DICK IN HALF SO I CAN FUCK A GIRL AND MY OWN ASSHOLE."
"LAME BLOG ENTRY."
(Please note, I will be inserting words to these 'SHOUTS' to gain more page views)
"I will shit on your baby when your not looking, GIRL WHO LIKES IT DOGGY STYLE"
"Is that your purse? Ha! This is my purse full of FREE IPODS AND LINDSEY LOHAN NAKED ON A JUICE BOX"
"Hey old man NAKED ON A MOTORCYCLE, you will die tomorrow from AVIAN BIRD FLU AND SEX HOLES. "
"Nice Mustache...Lady! WHO LOVES MUSTACHE RIDES FROM FAT UGLY DUDES"
"You're in a wheelchair! I am driving a car! A CAR FULL OF PUSSY AND BEER"
"Nice DICK HOMELESS MAN WHO JUST CALLED MY CAR A JUICEBOX, but i think you meant to call it HOW TO JERK OFF TO THE MATRIX"
"Hey FOURTEEN YEAR OLD BOYS who just shouted thats ironic at me, do you want to learn HOW TO SLICE A DICK IN HALF SO I CAN FUCK A GIRL AND MY OWN ASSHOLE."
"LAME BLOG ENTRY."
