Wednesday, November 02, 2005
K-Fed Track Leaks
Kevin Federlin AKA Mrs. Britney Spears has a rap album coming out.
Some of it has leaked. I haven't heard any of it, saw about 2 lines of some of it.
Below is a wild and accurate guess what I think album lyrics are and how K-Fed pitched the songs to Executives.
KFED
This soung is about me putting a baby inside of Brit.
Its called "DUMB + DUMB = SMART"
A million times a million equals more than a million
You and me baby, our love is gajillion
The Critics say I’m dumb, lame white trash
Wait till they see what comes out of Brits Ass
A smart kid yo, that’s what it’ll be,
Not a boy or a girl, Smart is the gender,
(BEAT)
Critics suck pee
(Chorus)
Smart kid Smart kid, were gonna have a Smart kid
Smart kid Smart kid, sell it for the right bid
Smart kid Smart kid, were gonna have a smart kid
Smart kid Smart kid, someone buy me a new car
KFED
Hopefully before it's release i can find a better word to rhyme with gajillion.
This next song is about the number of kids I have.
It's called "Three Kids".
Love them tenda, Love them true,
They look like me, One looks like you
Two are dark, one is light
Like a KFC value meal every night
(chorus)
I got three kids, that I know of
I got three kids, no money to support’em
I got three kids, One Brits, two Shar’s
I got three kids, Someone give me a new car and a wallet full of cash.
KFED
This one is tight. No changes needed.
This last song is about my appreciation for life.
It's called "Shit Shit"
I wear socks with sandals, give me respect
I’m fashion from the future, the future is wreck
My wife beater is ironic, My wife beats me
With million dollar watches, and lots of hummer keys
(Chorus)
Give me a free car and a wallet full of cash.
I were size 36 waist, and size 9 shoe.
Leather is okay But I prefer suede.
Automatic transmissions are easier to drive than stick shift, especially when I’m baked.
Give me a free car and a wallet full of cash
Or you can wire me some money to the following account
Dime Savings Bank 67890-0000-4567 or mail it to my secret po box #456, Las Vegas, NV
Or you can hand it over to me if you see me at the gas station, I always hang out at gas stations
G to the A to the S Stations!
KFED
I wrote that one all by myself. So where is my money Bitches?
(4 roaches crawl out of his corn rows holding sawed off shot guns, they point them at the executives)
Some of it has leaked. I haven't heard any of it, saw about 2 lines of some of it.
Below is a wild and accurate guess what I think album lyrics are and how K-Fed pitched the songs to Executives.
KFED
This soung is about me putting a baby inside of Brit.
Its called "DUMB + DUMB = SMART"
A million times a million equals more than a million
You and me baby, our love is gajillion
The Critics say I’m dumb, lame white trash
Wait till they see what comes out of Brits Ass
A smart kid yo, that’s what it’ll be,
Not a boy or a girl, Smart is the gender,
(BEAT)
Critics suck pee
(Chorus)
Smart kid Smart kid, were gonna have a Smart kid
Smart kid Smart kid, sell it for the right bid
Smart kid Smart kid, were gonna have a smart kid
Smart kid Smart kid, someone buy me a new car
KFED
Hopefully before it's release i can find a better word to rhyme with gajillion.
This next song is about the number of kids I have.
It's called "Three Kids".
Love them tenda, Love them true,
They look like me, One looks like you
Two are dark, one is light
Like a KFC value meal every night
(chorus)
I got three kids, that I know of
I got three kids, no money to support’em
I got three kids, One Brits, two Shar’s
I got three kids, Someone give me a new car and a wallet full of cash.
KFED
This one is tight. No changes needed.
This last song is about my appreciation for life.
It's called "Shit Shit"
I wear socks with sandals, give me respect
I’m fashion from the future, the future is wreck
My wife beater is ironic, My wife beats me
With million dollar watches, and lots of hummer keys
(Chorus)
Give me a free car and a wallet full of cash.
I were size 36 waist, and size 9 shoe.
Leather is okay But I prefer suede.
Automatic transmissions are easier to drive than stick shift, especially when I’m baked.
Give me a free car and a wallet full of cash
Or you can wire me some money to the following account
Dime Savings Bank 67890-0000-4567 or mail it to my secret po box #456, Las Vegas, NV
Or you can hand it over to me if you see me at the gas station, I always hang out at gas stations
G to the A to the S Stations!
KFED
I wrote that one all by myself. So where is my money Bitches?
(4 roaches crawl out of his corn rows holding sawed off shot guns, they point them at the executives)
