SPOtastic

PHONE RING NOISE: PHONE RING NOISE: PHONE RING NOISE

SPO
Hello?

SILENCE

SPO
Heeeellloooo???

PERSON WHO HATES THEIR JOB
Hello may I please speak to SPO

SPO
Who is calling?

PWHTJ
This is Shanisha with Verizon Wireless

SPO
This is her.

PWHTJ
Hi Miss SPO I am calling because your current verizon plan that costs 29.99 a month expired in May 2005, I'd like to offer you that SAME EXACT PLAN for 34.99 a Month - you just have to confirm your current city you reside in.

SPO
So If I confirm where I live you guys will start to charge me 5 dollars more a month for my current plan?

PWHTJ
Yes Mam.

SPO
I think I'll make the non-retarded choice and not confirm my address. Id like to continue with my current price.

PWHTJ
I can offer you a free phone.

SPO
So I'll get a free phone, but still pay 5 more dollars a month?

PWHTJ
Yes Mam.

SPO
No thank you, my current phone works just fine.

PWHTJ
Okay have a nice day.

GUN SHOT NOISE: HEADSET FALLING TO THE GROUND NOISE: SCREAMING NOISE:

VOICE OF MANAGER
Someone get me the Job Applications file.

SPO PUTTING PHONE DOWN NOISE: SPO UNPAUSING DVR NOISE: SPO FALLING ASLEEP ON COUCH NOISE: SPO UNEMPLOYED NOISE.