SPOtastic

I got an early xmas present. Food Poisoning. Last night I drove into the city around 7pm so I could get some holiday shopping done before a late night rehearsal. Most of the stores had closed already - or were closing at 8pm because of the transit strike. With my purchases as complete as the city would allow, I rang up my friend MN, and she was nearby at the gym, so we got some dinner. We ate at a brewery in Union Square. I got a Turkey Burger, that was good, but also really really really really wet. Like the turkey had its last hoorah at a water park before he landed on my plate.
I got home late from my rehearsal and had to make some props for my bit, where I was to play Billy Jean King, Lesbian Tennis star. I needed to bake some larger xmas cookies, so that my site gags would work, and the audience would see that a headless snowman does look like a pair of tits and that Billy Jean King would love to go to town on them. Funny bit right? Pretty hilarious. In one word - Comedy Gold. So with cookie dough in front of my face - i ate some of that too.

Around 6am I started feeling sick -
7am rolled around, AVM gave me a kiss goodbye, and I responded by saying - I feel like throwing up.
I then had a dream where I was throwing up at a movie theatre, ruining a movie staring mariah carey for everyone. Thats right Mariah Carey didn't ruin the movie - my throw up was.
9am - I go into the bathroom, sit on the toilet - then throw up in the trashcan in front of me. I didn't have a 'double ender' - i just was sitting because i got hot and exhausted really fast.
I gargled, drank some water, took Satch for a much needed walk. Came back and fell asleep.
11am -the water was forced out of my body and into the toilet.

This fucking sucks. I cried for AVM to come home as early as he can. I am a baby. A puking baby.

oh stomach cramps..............