SPOtastic

I miss being a kid. Presents back then were more exciting and full of surprises. I gave my nephews a bucket of dinosaurs and a big box of sea creatures, they went nuts, so nuts they could have been admitted to an mental ward, they didn' want to open anything else, they didn't want to eat cookies, or watch Polar Express, they just wanted to play in their new imaginary worlds. I got a lot of great stuff this year myself, I just didn't have that urge to have my Arcade Fire CD engage my George Saunders book into a battle, where the last one standing would take control of the Volcano Rock, and be King to the Brontosaurus and Sea Turtle, who would then fight for my honor as we took on Buzz Light Year to infinity and beyond.


Anyway, the day after xmas is always clean-up day - I threw this cookie out of my fridge a few hours ago.


This was going to be a prop in a 70's themed xmas show. I was going to be Billy Jean King, showing the TV Audience fun and exciting cookie shapes for the Holiday season. I was going to make this look like a candy cane with xmas tree balls. And then Billy Jean King would not want to eat it, cause it looks like a dick, and she don't like dick. Man, that would have been a hilarious bit. I had throw up coming out of my face that day, so I couldn't do the bit. But I hope BJK googles herself and finds this, it will make her career worth it.