Sunday, January 01, 2006

 

sounds of the new year


I arrived home this morning (5am) in a condition I like to call "Not Sober."
With AVM away on business, I had to take Satch for a walk.
Then crashed hard.
I woke up around 1pm, took Satch for another walk, then honkered down for a poo.
My Neighbor also honkered down for a poo.
Her's was much more entertaining though. Why? Let me continue with the words that I type.


A short wet explosive poo drops into her toilet.
She laughs like Nelson from the Simpsons.
She flushes.
She leaves.

I am not sure she wiped, I don't think there was time.

This was one of my first sounds of the New Year.

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