Wednesday, January 04, 2006

 

A world where....

Today I don't understand the following three things.

NUMBER ONE

How can it be 2006, and we still have miners getting trapped. I thought we totes invented Robots and shit?
Those families in West Virginia should not be going through this.
Let's make a new years resolution and not allow disasters of the 1800's occur in the 2000's.


NUMBER TWO

Why this dude is going to make 7 million dollars a year.

I thought douche was invented for this type of shit. Get rid of the STANK GOO!
(My new nick name for Ryan Seacrest is STANK GOO)

NUMBER THREE

Why won't babies 'stick' inside of me?*




*I am not trying to have babies.
I am trying to have more abortions.

# posted by spo @ 12:06 AM
Comments:
your shirt looks like the salmon scrubs that dr. addison shepard wears on grey's anatomy. congratulations on that. happy new years cousin.
-Mary
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:14 AM
 
was that my champagne?


I'm so sorry, you aborted FAS babies.
# posted by Anonymous Justin : 4:20 PM
 
That champagne was all mine!
# posted by Blogger spo : 4:49 PM
 
actually, that champagne was all mine. and appel's

and, if you're pleasant tonight, i'll do what it takes* to make a baby stick in you.







*turkey baster filled with fresh semen
# posted by Anonymous megan : 5:24 PM
 
So, as you are the three thievingest people I know, it was clearly mine.

I'll have you know I was planning on finishing that, I was just resting my eyes.
# posted by Anonymous Justin : 9:16 AM
 
That champagne was all mine!
# posted by Blogger spo : 9:35 AM
 
I was roofied? What's in that baster? I'm not paying for shit.
# posted by Anonymous justin : 10:19 AM
 
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