Tuesday, June 27, 2006
The Ender of Shed!
I went into CVS the other night to buy some pretzels. But instead I bought this.
The ShedEnder! A 40 dollar value - and I got it for 9.99. Satch has short hair - so his shedding is not that bad. But it is SHORT & BLACK, and on the couch. I brush him quite often, but I never get the results I want. But The ShedEnder looked promising!
Check out this Golden Retrievers pile! A Crazy lady could make a sweater vest or scarf out of that!
But would it work on Satch?
YES IT WOULD! AWESOME! But that is just a pile of hair. Satch get over here so we can let the nice folks at home see you sit next to it.
"Why do you fill me with shame SPO? Please don't exploit me on your blog."
"Oh come on buddy. This will only take a second, just lay down next to it like the Golden Retriever in the Photo."
"Hurry up and just take the photo. Embarrasment has frozen my neck. I can't look at you."
"Satchy poo! Just one quick look at the camera and we will be done."
"You are horrible. I see what you have done. You placed the pile of hair so it looks like I crapped it out. I should have put "Classy Ladies Only" on my adoption paperwork."
"NO NO, Satch, please know I would never do that to you! I love you! I am totally gay for you! I'm sorry. Why don't you stand-up and go to the living room, I'll put the Dog Whisperer on for you."
"Oh dear sweat sadness, I have fallen for your tricks again. Enjoy another poop angled photo Blog readers! I hope you have had a nice laugh at my expense. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go itch my phantom nuts. With Shame"
In conclusion - ShedEnder - 4 paws UP!
The ShedEnder! A 40 dollar value - and I got it for 9.99. Satch has short hair - so his shedding is not that bad. But it is SHORT & BLACK, and on the couch. I brush him quite often, but I never get the results I want. But The ShedEnder looked promising!
Check out this Golden Retrievers pile! A Crazy lady could make a sweater vest or scarf out of that!
But would it work on Satch?
YES IT WOULD! AWESOME! But that is just a pile of hair. Satch get over here so we can let the nice folks at home see you sit next to it.
"Why do you fill me with shame SPO? Please don't exploit me on your blog."
"Oh come on buddy. This will only take a second, just lay down next to it like the Golden Retriever in the Photo."
"Hurry up and just take the photo. Embarrasment has frozen my neck. I can't look at you."
"Satchy poo! Just one quick look at the camera and we will be done."
"You are horrible. I see what you have done. You placed the pile of hair so it looks like I crapped it out. I should have put "Classy Ladies Only" on my adoption paperwork."
"NO NO, Satch, please know I would never do that to you! I love you! I am totally gay for you! I'm sorry. Why don't you stand-up and go to the living room, I'll put the Dog Whisperer on for you."
"Oh dear sweat sadness, I have fallen for your tricks again. Enjoy another poop angled photo Blog readers! I hope you have had a nice laugh at my expense. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go itch my phantom nuts. With Shame"
In conclusion - ShedEnder - 4 paws UP!
