Friday, June 13, 2008
Why do you have a....
I am home in Malvern, PA. My mother does not have the internet, so every time I visit I get in my car and drive around looking for some wifi to steal. Tonight she told me she wanted to go out for the drive with me. My initial search left me hopeless and frustrated since the Nextel store I used to steal it from closed down and is now a Cancer Research Donation Center, which is great, but they someone needs to donate wifi that is not password protected. Hot and frustrated I decided to drive my mom home so I could drop her off before I got too cranky.
As I turned into the our neighborhood, I noticed that on her lap and under her purse there was a flashlight.
SPO: Why do you have a flashlight with you?
PAM: I left the front porch light off.
SPO: Why?
PAM: To save money.
SPO: Well make sure you use the money you save for a rape kit.
PAM: What?
SPO: Let me give you 5 bucks so you can leave the porch light on for the next 5 years.
PAM: (laughs) Leave me alone.
(This entry has been blogged from a Holiday Inn Express parking lot in Exton PA.)
As I turned into the our neighborhood, I noticed that on her lap and under her purse there was a flashlight.
SPO: Why do you have a flashlight with you?
PAM: I left the front porch light off.
SPO: Why?
PAM: To save money.
SPO: Well make sure you use the money you save for a rape kit.
PAM: What?
SPO: Let me give you 5 bucks so you can leave the porch light on for the next 5 years.
PAM: (laughs) Leave me alone.
(This entry has been blogged from a Holiday Inn Express parking lot in Exton PA.)
